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Get your ringside seat

If I wanted to be on the Jerry Spring show, I would call up his producers and make up some ridiculous story about how my baby’s daddy is sleeping with my sister’s husband who is a midget with one eye. … Continue reading

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Here come the holidays

The holidays have crept into my apartment. Fake plastic pine needles are neatly sprinkled throughout my living quarters as my tree sparkles with Christmas cheer. All talk and no action … As I set my pumpkin on the porch in … Continue reading

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