Tag Archives: Humans

An inferior race

I often wonder why humans continue on a downward spiral towards stupidity and laziness. I have a new theory on why this is happening. Setting the scene … Advances in technology and medicine are making humans live longer at diminished levels of … Continue reading

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Get your ringside seat

If I wanted to be on the Jerry Spring show, I would call up his producers and make up some ridiculous story about how my baby’s daddy is sleeping with my sister’s husband who is a midget with one eye. … Continue reading

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Mandatory IQ test

Not everyone should be allowed to reproduce … We should require all human beings to take a mandatory IQ test before they reach parenting age. This IQ test can be part of a routine doctor’s visit for children 10 years and older. Afterall, … Continue reading

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Power hungry aliens

I’m tired of hearing these alien abduction stories … Who do these aliens think they are? Go home to where you came from. I saw E.T. I know that your intentions are not to live the rest of your life … Continue reading

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My wonderful airport painting

People painted across a vast landscape of stores, restaurants and planes … The airport may not be the most picturesque place to watch people, but the fluorescent lights definitely illuminate the many lives that walk past the numbering system that … Continue reading

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Being human is a complicated gig

Since I love to quote “Northern Exposure,” I am going to run with one of my favorite lines … “There’s a dark side to each and every human soul. We wish we were Obi-Wan Kenobi, and for the most part … Continue reading

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