Tag Archives: Christmas

Call me Scrooge

While the majority of Americans are poised to allow a ridiculous notion of an obese elf into their homes, I am preheating my oven … fully prepared to cook any intruders and feed them to my cats.

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Almost like strangers

A strange Christmas request got me thinking about how quickly people grow apart. I was asked to set up a meeting between my brother and the associate producer for one of his favorite shows. “Producer guy” and I went to … Continue reading

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Here come the holidays

The holidays have crept into my apartment. Fake plastic pine needles are neatly sprinkled throughout my living quarters as my tree sparkles with Christmas cheer. All talk and no action … As I set my pumpkin on the porch in … Continue reading

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I am one of those people

The scent of holly is in the air … The warm October air is quickly being sucked through a vacuum as the cool breeze of November rolls into town. Barely into the season, I watch as an elderly woman adds … Continue reading

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