Take out your copy of “The Zombie Survival Guide” and get ready for the zombie apocalypse with the five clowns in this video. These guys are definitely not the world’s most brilliant specimens, but they do have what it takes to overcome the walking dead. I certainly would let them protect me! Would you?

Do you know where your machine gun is?

This video is hilarious! These guys did a really nice job with this work of fan fiction. I love it!

Perhaps, you were expecting some profound statement about the effects of caffeine on the human population. Or, maybe you wanted statistics and data on the number of people who meet an early death each year due to an excessive intake of caffeine. I am happy to report that what I am about to give you is so much better!

Zombie survival tip #42

On the first day of the zombie apocalypse, make sure that you have plenty of coffee to serve up to our uninvited guests. This could save your life!

I often wonder why humans continue on a downward spiral towards stupidity and laziness. I have a new theory on why this is happening.

Setting the scene …

Advances in technology and medicine are making humans live longer at diminished levels of health (and intelligence). As a result, the rest of the population is having to work harder and sacrifice to keep these people alive longer. The healthy are dealing with higher costs for gas, taxes, health care, food (not to mention chemically grown food to provide for more mouths), education, clothing, shelter, etc. Read more

Are you looking for a unique theme for an upcoming wedding? Your search is over!

If death is the end of life, then how do you explain marriage?

There is way too much emphasis on getting married. Considering that more than half of marriages end in divorce, is this really something that we want to put ourselves through in our waking lives? Read more

Everyone needs to know what to do when zombies attack …

This short, educational film will teach you the basics to help you survive a zombie attack. Just remember that zombies were people too. Try to do it as humanely as possible. Don’t make the zombie suffer!

If I wanted to be on the Jerry Spring show, I would call up his producers and make up some ridiculous story about how my baby’s daddy is sleeping with my sister’s husband who is a midget with one eye. The show loves people from Alabama …

I avoid drama like the plague … Read more

I actually saw this on another blog, but it was too awesome not to share with the world. The combination of Hey Negrita (British country blues band) with graphics from a strange online zombie video game makes for one fantastic music video!

Get ready for animated zombie fun …

This is just plain stupid, but I keep coming across this sort of thing on the blogs I visit. It might be time to start sharing the ridiculous things I waste my time on when I should be sleeping like the rest of the world.

For your viewing pleasure …

I was thinking about adding a new feature to my blog that might actually encourage me to write on it more often. Would anyone actually read a weekly review on a bad B movie?

I love to watch movies of all flavors …

Bloody, gory, zombie, goofy, foreign, horror, slapstick, alien, sci-fi … You name it, and I will watch it. More than likely, you won’t see me watching incredibly mainstream movies, but would you want a review on a movie that you have already seen or would you like to get an opinion on some lesser known films? Read more

Since my brain does not come with an off switch, I have found a close alternative. It is called Troma!

What makes them different from mainstream horror?

Troma Entertainment is a low-budget, independent film production company specializing in making bad B horror/sci-fi movies. Troma films are meant to shock and exploit people of all shapes and sizes. These movies are filled with blood, gore, nudity, and extreme violence. All the ingredients for a fantastic movie! Read more