Mar 27
Caffeine kills
Perhaps, you were expecting some profound statement about the effects of caffeine on the human population. Or, maybe you wanted statistics and data on the number of people who meet an early death each year due to an excessive intake of caffeine. I am happy to report that what I am about to give you is so much better!
Zombie survival tip #42
On the first day of the zombie apocalypse, make sure that you have plenty of coffee to serve up to our uninvited guests. This could save your life!
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Ever read Christopher Moore? His “Stupidest Angel” reveals that zombies can’t stand the taste of stoned brains; if they attack, go get some pot!