Mar 31
The pizza and beer cure
All you really need is pizza and beer …
As long as these two things exist, no one can stay unhappy for long. If I could consume these day after day, I would. The feelings I get as I wash down a slice of pizza with an ice cold beer can easily be compared to that of a junkie who just received a fix.
If health were not a concern, I would give into these ungodly urges and eat every slice of pizza from here to Manhattan while consuming case after case of beer. Instead, I am forced to go with the healthier alternatives to get my fix … crack and meth!
Yes, I realize there is absolutely no point to this entry … what else is new?
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whole foods green chile chicken, and squash pizza… and lemonade, not beer, but there’s pizza.
Mmmmmmmm…..tasty
Just to clarify for anyone that does not get my sense of humor. I do not do crack or meth. I am sure that I could hit up some hookers on Governors Drive if I really wanted to, but I think I like my teeth!