Confessions of an Insomniac
Get ready for an absurd look at the things in life that really just do not matter.

Mar 31

The pizza and beer cure

Category: Happiness, Health

All you really need is pizza and beer …

beerAs long as these two things exist, no one can stay unhappy for long. If I could consume these day after day, I would. The feelings I get as I wash down a slice of pizza with an ice cold beer can easily be compared to that of a junkie who just received a fix.

If health were not a concern, I would give into these ungodly urges and eat every slice of pizza from here to Manhattan while consuming case after case of beer. Instead, I am forced to go with the healthier alternatives to get my fix … crack and meth!

Yes, I realize there is absolutely no point to this entry … what else is new?

3 Comments so far

  1. attackfish April 1st, 2009 1:17 am

    whole foods green chile chicken, and squash pizza… and lemonade, not beer, but there’s pizza.

  2. john Q April 1st, 2009 7:17 pm

    Mmmmmmmm…..tasty

  3. confessionsofaninsomniac April 3rd, 2009 12:49 am

    Just to clarify for anyone that does not get my sense of humor. I do not do crack or meth. I am sure that I could hit up some hookers on Governors Drive if I really wanted to, but I think I like my teeth!

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