Not everyone should be allowed to reproduce …
We should require all human beings to take a mandatory IQ test before they reach parenting age. This IQ test can be part of a routine doctor’s visit for children 10 years and older. Afterall, adults are required to get a tube stuck up their butts when they turn 50, so why not ask our children a few questions to find out if they are eligible candidates for procreation?
What if they fail the IQ test?
These children should never be allowed to reproduce … EVER! As a result, doctors should demand removal of all reproductive organs at once.
The parents have the right to demand a retest if they suspect an error in the test or that the child was not up to par on this particular day. However, once the child fails the second test, there is no ifs, ands or buts, this child should lose the right to bring other stupid, ignorant children into this world. Get ready for the chopping block … little Billy is getting neutered!
What happens if the most asinine human being winds up pregnant despite desperate attempts to remove her reproductive organs?
As the great abortion debate continues to weasle its way into politics, I will once again assert my opinion where it was not asked. If I supported pro-choice, I would think it was up to the woman to decide the outcome of her unfortunate pregnancy. If I supported anti-abortion, I would think that the baby deserves a chance at life no matter how stupid the pathetic excuse for a human being might be. Instead, I sit on a different platform … a more logical one at that.
I support pro-abortion. Too many right wing nuts believe that “pro-choice” is synonymous with “pro-abortion.” Are you kidding me? Women shouldn’t have the right to choose the fate of mankind … especially not the dumb ones. That would allow morons to control the population … and the world. If we want to allow women to control the world, wouldn’t we want the ones with brains?
New kind of pregnancy test …
My next proposal is that we create a pregnancy test that also checks the IQ of the soon-to-be mother. If the mother’s IQ is not up to standards, the chemicals in the test simply correct the problem. This does not solve the issue of testing the father at the time of conception, but we can hope that a reasonably intelligent woman would not allow a moron to impregnate her. We can also expect that she would use protection if she is having relations with a complete idiot. If not, then I think it is safe to assume that she would not pass the IQ test on her own.
Stupid people shouldn’t breed! Let’s work together to stop this global crisis.
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