Really?? Bath salts?

Can someone explain who thought it was a good idea to eat bath salts? Actually, I will be honest, I am not sure how bath salts are consumed. Do you smoke it, snort it, shoot it up? Who really knows? The point is …. WHY??? What is wrong with people???? Who is the first human who said … “let’s try bath salts and see if it gets us high?”

In case you haven’t heard …

A man in Miami on bath salts ate off the face of a homeless man while consuming bath salts. That is right … bath salts led the man into a full-blown zombie-like attack. Of course, he missed the most important ingredient to maintain his zombie existence … BRAAAIINNS! Perhaps, that is why police shot and killed him. Idiot … go for the BRAINS first!

It amazes me how stupid human beings are …

We are given this tremendous gift of life and yet we take it for granted every day. We misuse the beautiful work of art … our bodies. We stuff our faces with disgusting food, we sit around lazily and forget how to move, we consume toxic substances in our efforts to get high. What is wrong with us? Why are we so incredibly stupid? Why are we so selfish and gluttonous?

Humans have to be the stupidest creatures on this planet. We are never satisfied with what we have. We always want more, more, more. When we can’t get everything we want, we look for ways to escape … drugs, alcohol, eating, BATH SALTS! Why wasn’t I born an ant or a snail? Anything is better than associating with the morons that are on this planet.

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3 Responses to Really?? Bath salts?

  1. Michael D says:

    It is not actually bath salts they are ingesting, it is a concoction of various chemicals that are mixed together to give a cheap high and some hallucenigenic effects.

  2. J Coffey says:

    As Michael said, it’s not actual Bath salts for in the bath. It’s a legal drug that ahs been around for 10+ years. In the UK it was called “Plant food”. The reason for these names is so it can be sold over the counter in Garages (Gas station in the US) etc.

    Also to add, the first case of these “zombie” attacks the guy did not have the drug in his system. The toxicology reports form 2 different labs have shown this. He had traces of Marijuana which could ahve been weeks old.

    The official statement now is that he was suffering from “excited delerium”.

  3. gooddeeds says:

    only bath salts I know about are the kind you sit in and it helps with water retention issues. Cool post.

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