This is a warning for all of you out there avoiding 9 months of agony and a life that revolves around little creatures waiting to become human. It appears that there is something in the water, so my suggestion is to use a water pitcher with a filter or put a filter on your faucet. Hopefully, that will keep the pregnancy bug away.
In all seriousness, everyone I have ever met in my entire life either just popped out a baby or is growing at alarming rates ready to pop out a child by the end of the year. Or, as my nephew explained the chicken birthing process: “Them poop out the eggs from their booty.”
You might be pooping out a baby before you know it!