Confessions of an Insomniac

Get ready for an absurd look at the things in life that really just do not matter.

Archive for November, 2008

Did I forget your order?

November 30th, 2008 | Category: Career, Dreams, alabama, sleep

I would gladly wipe dirty butts and watch people bleed out of their eyeballs if it meant that I would never have to set foot in another restaurant where I am the waitress. Read more

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Coming up for air

November 25th, 2008 | Category: Bad Day, Holidays, school

I floated to the surface of an almost frozen lake this morning and shouted to everyone that could hear … “I will survive.” The sound of Gloria Gaynor’s whiney voice played out the familiar tune in the background. Read more

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Quote of the Week

“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.” - Douglas Adams