Confessions of an Insomniac
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Archive for May, 2008

Bloody eyeballs and aching feet

May 26th, 2008 | Category: Career, Health, Nurse, disgusting, hospital

With one week under my belt as an anesthesia tech, I am feeling more confident about my decision to become a nurse. The week was not without incident and more tiring than I expected, but I made it through without losing my lunch.

It was a long week …

syringeHaving only spent time in an OR under anesthesia, I was not quite sure what to expect. I found out quickly that if I wanted to see blood, fat boogers and stomachs cut wide open, I had come to the right place. Read more

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No more yucky fleas

May 19th, 2008 | Category: Cats, Family

I stole a kitten from my grandmother …

kittenThis sounds much worse than it is. My grandmother has Alzheimer’s. One of her neighbors (quite aware of her disease) decided to give her a kitten. So, being the good granddaughter that I am, I stole it! Read more

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Scratch the name change

May 15th, 2008 | Category: Stupid, change

Changing my name to Hope was a dumb idea …

You can call me Jennifer again. I suck at name changes. I forgot the first rule of changing my name … I need to actually remember the name.

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Salute to journalism

May 15th, 2008 | Category: Career, Health, journalism

I am now a productive member of society …

I got my first job in the medical field! I start as an anesthesia tech for Huntsville Hospital on Monday.

What is an anesthesia tech?

Excellent question! I was too busy trying to make a good first impression that I forgot to ask. I am sure that whatever it is I will be great at it!

Goodbye business casual … hello scrubs!

I can finally say goodbye to journalism forever as I happily kick away the desk and slide on a pair of latex gloves.

An official salute to journalism …

salute to journalism

This will probably make my parents proud, but I want to spread the journalism love. 

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How many stars are on your map?

May 08th, 2008 | Category: Travel

In my haste to shed the snake skin of journalism, I forgot some of the excitement my job offered me over the past six years.

U.S. mapAs I taped my stupid U.S. map to the wall, I looked at all the stars marking the cities I traveled. I was surprised to see that I have spent time in 24 states and more than 100 U.S. cities.   Read more

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Sneezing rainbows

May 04th, 2008 | Category: Driving, Family, Happiness, Travel, florida

rainbowWithout time to share detailed encounters of my trek across Florida, I will leave you with some of my fondest memories in color. I promise to fill in more once I have settled in my new home.

Colors remind me of my journey … Read more

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