Confessions of an Insomniac
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Archive for the 'obsidian' Category

A case of the Mondays

September 24th, 2007 | Category: Bad Day, Driving, Mondays, obsidian

I hate Mondays! If this particular day could be wiped off of the calendar, I think life would be much better for everyone.

But, as luck would have it, Monday still exists …

I turned out of my apartment complex onto a road that intersects two school zones. I was barely in the school zone in front of a high school when I noticed a cop standing outside of his car with a radar gun.

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What’s your name little girl?

September 11th, 2007 | Category: Driving, Random, obsidian

Every car should have a name. If your car does not have a name, you are showing your car disrespect.

Getting a new car is like having a baby! This car is going to be with you for a very long time and you should make your car feel special by giving her a name that is fitting of her personality.

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Missing car troubles

August 27th, 2007 | Category: Bad Day, Driving, Random, obsidian

I need to invent the ultimate car tracking device for people like me who lose their cars several times a day.

It never fails – I lose my car whether I go in a store for 5 minutes or 3 hours. I can make mental notes of where I am parked, but all thoughts are abandoned once I set foot in a store.

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