Archive for the 'lazy' Category
Tired of sloppy, slimey eggs
For those of you who follow my blog, you are well aware of the fact that I find most humans to be stupid and lazy. I also do not think that everyone is deserving of children and should be sterilized. Here is yet another great case to support my opinion.
Jesco White needs to have his Nexium snorting balls cut off! Watch him in “The Dancing Outlaw” …
An inferior race
I often wonder why humans continue on a downward spiral towards stupidity and laziness. I have a new theory on why this is happening.
Setting the scene …
Advances in technology and medicine are making humans live longer at diminished levels of health (and intelligence). As a result, the rest of the population is having to work harder and sacrifice to keep these people alive longer. The healthy are dealing with higher costs for gas, taxes, health care, food (not to mention chemically grown food to provide for more mouths), education, clothing, shelter, etc. Read more
5 commentsEconomic crisis solved
I have taken it upon myself to try and solve all the financial problems of this country. You will find that some of the solutions I have come up with are quite simple. Hit yourself in the head 14 times for not thinking of these first … starting now! Read more
10 commentsMy new purpose in life
With all this confusion in Jennifer land, I finally came to a conclusion on what I want to do with my life. Forget nursing … forget journalism … I have decided that I will marry a man who does not mind paying the bills while I sit on my butt all day and write a book. I really think that my purpose in life is to weave an imaginary world for someone else to read. So, do I have any takers? Anyone willing to take care of me? Â
8 commentsLife in the slow lane
The September nights have faded, but the speeding ticket that was handed to me on that horrible Monday still lingers. It is amazing how much of my life has been determined by a stupid piece of paper.
On the right path?
Until recently, “careful” and “cautious” were two words that never fit in my vocabulary. I was reckless, daring and quite frankly … stupid.
With my foot always on the pedal, I missed many turns in life and continued to take the fast route to the finish line. I did not know it at the time, but life is not about who finishes first or who gets there last, it is about all the experiences in between.
2 commentsTime to relax
Relax?
Until recently, “relax” has always been synonymous for “lazy” in my mind. I have always preferred to spend my time more constructively. I would try to relax, but I would find at least 500 things that have to be done at that very moment or else life would cease to exist. Read more
2 commentsHere come the holidays
The holidays have crept into my apartment. Fake plastic pine needles are neatly sprinkled throughout my living quarters as my tree sparkles with Christmas cheer.
All talk and no action …
As I set my pumpkin on the porch in early October, I was already dreaming of Santa and his eight tiny reindeer. I vow every year to have my tree up before Thanksgiving. And, just like clock work, my laziness kicks in and nothing happens. This year was not the exception. My tree did not make its way up until Nov. 25.
1 commentAre we getting dumber?
With technology breaking the bounds of time and scientists making new discoveries every day, I would like to think the answer is no.
Technology and laziness …
It is human instinct to want to turn the mind off every once and a while, but I can’t help but wonder if we have taken it too far and used it as an excuse to be lazy.
5 commentsI was meant for more than ordinary …
Call it the magic of Lunesta or blame it on the strange puppy dream that made me very pleased to own cats instead of dogs. To be quite honest, I really do not care what caused this unusual revelation that seems to have washed me free of my pessimism … at least, for today.
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