For those of you who follow my blog, you are well aware of the fact that I find most humans to be stupid and lazy. I also do not think that everyone is deserving of children and should be sterilized. Here is yet another great case to support my opinion.

Jesco White needs to have his Nexium snorting balls cut off! Watch him in “The Dancing Outlaw” …

Perhaps, you were expecting some profound statement about the effects of caffeine on the human population. Or, maybe you wanted statistics and data on the number of people who meet an early death each year due to an excessive intake of caffeine. I am happy to report that what I am about to give you is so much better!

Zombie survival tip #42

On the first day of the zombie apocalypse, make sure that you have plenty of coffee to serve up to our uninvited guests. This could save your life!

I often wonder why humans continue on a downward spiral towards stupidity and laziness. I have a new theory on why this is happening.

Setting the scene …

Advances in technology and medicine are making humans live longer at diminished levels of health (and intelligence). As a result, the rest of the population is having to work harder and sacrifice to keep these people alive longer. The healthy are dealing with higher costs for gas, taxes, health care, food (not to mention chemically grown food to provide for more mouths), education, clothing, shelter, etc. Read more

If I wanted to be on the Jerry Spring show, I would call up his producers and make up some ridiculous story about how my baby’s daddy is sleeping with my sister’s husband who is a midget with one eye. The show loves people from Alabama …

I avoid drama like the plague … Read more

I actually saw this on another blog, but it was too awesome not to share with the world. The combination of Hey Negrita (British country blues band) with graphics from a strange online zombie video game makes for one fantastic music video!

Get ready for animated zombie fun …

This is just plain stupid, but I keep coming across this sort of thing on the blogs I visit. It might be time to start sharing the ridiculous things I waste my time on when I should be sleeping like the rest of the world.

For your viewing pleasure …

Since my brain does not come with an off switch, I have found a close alternative. It is called Troma!

What makes them different from mainstream horror?

Troma Entertainment is a low-budget, independent film production company specializing in making bad B horror/sci-fi movies. Troma films are meant to shock and exploit people of all shapes and sizes. These movies are filled with blood, gore, nudity, and extreme violence. All the ingredients for a fantastic movie! Read more

While the majority of Americans are poised to allow a ridiculous notion of an obese elf into their homes, I am preheating my oven … fully prepared to cook any intruders and feed them to my cats. Read more

Why is there such an emphasis on marrying young in the Bible Belt?

I find it highly amusing that everyone in the South assumes that there is something wrong with a person if she chooses not to marry before the age of 30. Is marrying at 18 or 20 the better solution? Read more

I love to overanalyze anything and everything …

A simple statement can become the focus of my attention for hours on end. I find it both fascinating and crippling that I am able to look at the most straightforward topic and make it completely complex. Read more