I was thinking about adding a new feature to my blog that might actually encourage me to write on it more often. Would anyone actually read a weekly review on a bad B movie?

I love to watch movies of all flavors …

Bloody, gory, zombie, goofy, foreign, horror, slapstick, alien, sci-fi … You name it, and I will watch it. More than likely, you won’t see me watching incredibly mainstream movies, but would you want a review on a movie that you have already seen or would you like to get an opinion on some lesser known films? Read more

Since my brain does not come with an off switch, I have found a close alternative. It is called Troma!

What makes them different from mainstream horror?

Troma Entertainment is a low-budget, independent film production company specializing in making bad B horror/sci-fi movies. Troma films are meant to shock and exploit people of all shapes and sizes. These movies are filled with blood, gore, nudity, and extreme violence. All the ingredients for a fantastic movie! Read more

I posted a link to this video last year, but I am posting it again for the unfortunate souls that missed it the first time around. This is an awesome concept for a horror film. I only wish that I had thought of it first!

Intelligence leads to unhappiness …

As we age, we gain more knowledge and wisdom. This intelligence blocks our ability to enjoy life. It interferes with our creativity, our dreams, our fantasies …

The more we fill our heads with facts and figures the more we limit the powers of our imagination. It becomes harder and harder to float effortlessly on a cloud.

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I know what I want to be when I grow up …

I gave it some serious thought and consideration. In reality, the decision may have only taken about 10 minutes; however, my mind was moving in slow motion trying to grasp every detail of my new life.

It was strange …

I was sitting in my office thinking about the beloved Navarre “Butt Stabber.” My mind drifted and before I knew it a light bulb appeared above my head. A string dangled from the bulb and smacked me in the eye.

A note was attached to the string with the words “pull me” written in blood. What was a girl to do? I pulled the string.

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With the first one down, I am already planning the second …

A coworker and I spent two hours on Sunday filming a great masterpiece. The alien invasion movie is like nothing you have ever seen before … quite literally since we have not even finished the editing of it yet. Coming soon to a computer screen near you …

Alien + Slime + Plastic ninjas = 100 percent awesome

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Bah! Humbug!

The Spirit of Halloween Past visited me last night. Upset by my lack of Halloween joy, he tried to shake some sense into me.

“Where are your demons and ghosts? Why do I not see one-eyed monsters on your wall or witches clinging to your window?”

I shrugged my shoulders and tried to ignore him as I typed away on my computer. My lack of attention made him quite angry.

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