For those of you who follow my blog, you are well aware of the fact that I find most humans to be stupid and lazy. I also do not think that everyone is deserving of children and should be sterilized. Here is yet another great case to support my opinion.

Jesco White needs to have his Nexium snorting balls cut off! Watch him in “The Dancing Outlaw” …

Take out your copy of “The Zombie Survival Guide” and get ready for the zombie apocalypse with the five clowns in this video. These guys are definitely not the world’s most brilliant specimens, but they do have what it takes to overcome the walking dead. I certainly would let them protect me! Would you?

Do you know where your machine gun is?

This video is hilarious! These guys did a really nice job with this work of fan fiction. I love it!

Perhaps, you were expecting some profound statement about the effects of caffeine on the human population. Or, maybe you wanted statistics and data on the number of people who meet an early death each year due to an excessive intake of caffeine. I am happy to report that what I am about to give you is so much better!

Zombie survival tip #42

On the first day of the zombie apocalypse, make sure that you have plenty of coffee to serve up to our uninvited guests. This could save your life!

Everyone needs to know what to do when zombies attack …

This short, educational film will teach you the basics to help you survive a zombie attack. Just remember that zombies were people too. Try to do it as humanely as possible. Don’t make the zombie suffer!

I actually saw this on another blog, but it was too awesome not to share with the world. The combination of Hey Negrita (British country blues band) with graphics from a strange online zombie video game makes for one fantastic music video!

Get ready for animated zombie fun …

This is just plain stupid, but I keep coming across this sort of thing on the blogs I visit. It might be time to start sharing the ridiculous things I waste my time on when I should be sleeping like the rest of the world.

For your viewing pleasure …

I was thinking about adding a new feature to my blog that might actually encourage me to write on it more often. Would anyone actually read a weekly review on a bad B movie?

I love to watch movies of all flavors …

Bloody, gory, zombie, goofy, foreign, horror, slapstick, alien, sci-fi … You name it, and I will watch it. More than likely, you won’t see me watching incredibly mainstream movies, but would you want a review on a movie that you have already seen or would you like to get an opinion on some lesser known films? Read more

Since my brain does not come with an off switch, I have found a close alternative. It is called Troma!

What makes them different from mainstream horror?

Troma Entertainment is a low-budget, independent film production company specializing in making bad B horror/sci-fi movies. Troma films are meant to shock and exploit people of all shapes and sizes. These movies are filled with blood, gore, nudity, and extreme violence. All the ingredients for a fantastic movie! Read more

As children, we are spoon fed fairy tales. This world of fantasy and make-believe becomes our reality as we listen closely waiting to find out what happens to the lady in distress. Read more

I posted a link to this video last year, but I am posting it again for the unfortunate souls that missed it the first time around. This is an awesome concept for a horror film. I only wish that I had thought of it first!