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My gym scandal
Day after day, I swipe my card to gain access to the gym’s exercise equipment. I watch as the familiar name flashes on the computer monitors. The friendly staff smiles and nods to let me know that they are glad to see me. Little do they know that the most intense part of my workout is when they watch me walk uncomfortably through the doors. I keep waiting for the moment of discovery … Read more
Time to relax
Relax?
Until recently, “relax” has always been synonymous for “lazy” in my mind. I have always preferred to spend my time more constructively. I would try to relax, but I would find at least 500 things that have to be done at that very moment or else life would cease to exist. Read more
2 commentsFast food gets a low grade
Will schools do anything to make a fast buck? Can the fast food industry sink any lower in advertising?
McDonald’s has given me reason # 11 (check out the first 10 reasons) to never eat fast food again. Apparently, McDonald’s is trying to reach customers before they are even old enough to make educated decisions.
2 commentsPut your clothes back on
Maybe there is something wrong with me for not wanting to witness naked time …
Every time I walk into the gym my eyes rest on naked ladies changing for water aerobics. I am not talking about just seeing a little skin here and there. These ladies are completely bare and showing me all their goods.
I really do not get why naked ladies want to sit around chatting with other naked ladies about what life at 75 is like. The grocery store is just not interesting enough to talk about when you are naked.
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