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Archive for the 'Furniture' Category

Spoiled milk and rubber frogs

November 28th, 2007 | Category: Bad Day, Dreams, Furniture

Is your refrigerator running?

spoiled milkFor the past few months, my refrigerator has been playing games with me. One day it works … the next day my food is spoiled. Not wanting to buy groceries every 5 minutes of my life, I have been eating the spoiled food with remarkably good results. So far, I can report that nothing really bad has happened to me.

I wish it was as simple as putting in a call to maintenance. Unfortunately, every time I call a repair man to my place, the stupid thing starts working again. This is very frustrating.

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Swimming in a sea of furniture

September 26th, 2007 | Category: Bad Day, Dreams, Furniture, Moving

This is the move that never ends,
Yes, it goes on and on my friends …

In July, I moved yet another time. It took me exactly a week to find a place, pack and move. It was almost perfect.

But, not quite …

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Another stupid furniture dream

August 28th, 2007 | Category: Dreams, Furniture, Stupid

I keep dreaming of furniture …

Furniture is furniture! Can’t I dream about something better?

It is not often that I have a recurring dream. So, I think that if I am going to have one that it should at least have more significance than a stupid furniture dream. I am really disappointed in my lack of imagination and thought in Hope dreamland.

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I must like to move

July 25th, 2007 | Category: Bad Day, Dreams, Furniture, Moving

The smell of cardboard, packing peanuts and old newspapers still fills my new apartment. I am starting to wonder if I should keep everything I own locked away in brown cardboard boxes.

Since taking a job on Florida’s beautiful Emerald Coast two years ago, I am now happy to say that I have successfully completed my fourth move to a new place! I am actually now returning to my former apartment complex only to downsize from a two-bedroom apartment into a more than cozy one-bedroom apartment.

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