Take out your copy of “The Zombie Survival Guide” and get ready for the zombie apocalypse with the five clowns in this video. These guys are definitely not the world’s most brilliant specimens, but they do have what it takes to overcome the walking dead. I certainly would let them protect me! Would you?

Do you know where your machine gun is?

This video is hilarious! These guys did a really nice job with this work of fan fiction. I love it!

Perhaps, you were expecting some profound statement about the effects of caffeine on the human population. Or, maybe you wanted statistics and data on the number of people who meet an early death each year due to an excessive intake of caffeine. I am happy to report that what I am about to give you is so much better!

Zombie survival tip #42

On the first day of the zombie apocalypse, make sure that you have plenty of coffee to serve up to our uninvited guests. This could save your life!

Are you looking for a unique theme for an upcoming wedding? Your search is over!

If death is the end of life, then how do you explain marriage?

There is way too much emphasis on getting married. Considering that more than half of marriages end in divorce, is this really something that we want to put ourselves through in our waking lives? Read more

Everyone needs to know what to do when zombies attack …

This short, educational film will teach you the basics to help you survive a zombie attack. Just remember that zombies were people too. Try to do it as humanely as possible. Don’t make the zombie suffer!

I actually saw this on another blog, but it was too awesome not to share with the world. The combination of Hey Negrita (British country blues band) with graphics from a strange online zombie video game makes for one fantastic music video!

Get ready for animated zombie fun …

This is just plain stupid, but I keep coming across this sort of thing on the blogs I visit. It might be time to start sharing the ridiculous things I waste my time on when I should be sleeping like the rest of the world.

For your viewing pleasure …

Since my brain does not come with an off switch, I have found a close alternative. It is called Troma!

What makes them different from mainstream horror?

Troma Entertainment is a low-budget, independent film production company specializing in making bad B horror/sci-fi movies. Troma films are meant to shock and exploit people of all shapes and sizes. These movies are filled with blood, gore, nudity, and extreme violence. All the ingredients for a fantastic movie! Read more

Now playing in VHS …

Three people sit in a dark room laughing hysterically at a TV screen. Next to them is a box of video tapes. Each is labeled with a name to identify the life playing out on the screen.

You watch as one person picks out a new tape.  “Can we watch this one again? I do not think that I have ever laughed as hard.”

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Intelligence leads to unhappiness …

As we age, we gain more knowledge and wisdom. This intelligence blocks our ability to enjoy life. It interferes with our creativity, our dreams, our fantasies …

The more we fill our heads with facts and figures the more we limit the powers of our imagination. It becomes harder and harder to float effortlessly on a cloud.

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Nothing puts a smile on my face more than a giant plastic replica of a potato …

The idea of a naked plastic potato is funny enough on its own, but the whole fun of Mr. Potato Head is creating a silly face with the many facial features that are stored in his butt.

From eyes and ears to shoes and a hat, Mr. Potato Head is AWESOME (added emphasis on AWESOME).

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