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A nurse in the making

December 11th, 2009 | Category: Career, Nurse, journalism, school

hoover vacuumIn August, I was sucked up by a vacuum. Not like a quantum vacuum in space … more like a giant Hoover.

I remember sitting in my living room minding my own business when all of the sudden I found myself in an enormous pile of crap (minus the fecal matter). It was more like a neighborhood leveled by a tornado. I was surrounded by a plethora of unfamiliar faces, an abundance of information, bandages, textbooks, needles, syringes, flying papers, catheters, dressings, notebooks, and naked plastic dummies. Read more

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Another damn overreaction

April 30th, 2009 | Category: Health, Humans, hospital, journalism

swine flu girl in maskAs people line the walls of the pediatric ER, I can’t help but laugh. For the next few weeks … maybe months, every sniffle, cough or sneeze will be treated as a symptom of the swine flu. Read more

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Salute to journalism

May 15th, 2008 | Category: Career, Health, journalism

I am now a productive member of society …

I got my first job in the medical field! I start as an anesthesia tech for Huntsville Hospital on Monday.

What is an anesthesia tech?

Excellent question! I was too busy trying to make a good first impression that I forgot to ask. I am sure that whatever it is I will be great at it!

Goodbye business casual … hello scrubs!

I can finally say goodbye to journalism forever as I happily kick away the desk and slide on a pair of latex gloves.

An official salute to journalism …

salute to journalism

This will probably make my parents proud, but I want to spread the journalism love. 

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The proper way to say goodbye

April 20th, 2008 | Category: Career, Family, Growing up, Happiness, Moving, alabama, change, florida, journalism

With my last weekend coming to a close, I am overcome with a new realization. I am really leaving Florida.

don’t be afraid to changeAll the joy of moving home to family and friends has completely clouded my vision to the plain and simple truth of the situation - I am about to make a big change. My life is about to be turned inside out. I have absolutely no clue what my life will look like in two months, two years, 10 years.

I remember feeling this way before … Read more

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Another chapter ends

April 08th, 2008 | Category: Career, Growing up, Happiness, Nurse, Writing, alabama, change, journalism

bookAs another chapter ends in the book of life, I look back on all the previous chapters and wonder what I could have done differently. Am I writing this book in a way that will make sense to my readers? Did I make too many typos or mistakes?

My days as a journalist are over …

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Specialization is for insects

April 01st, 2008 | Category: Career, Growing up, Writing, alabama, journalism

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, con a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”  - Robert Heinlein

crowded beachIt recently occurred to me that I might just be taking up space in Florida. I do not really have any marketable skills that transfer into the big picture around here. The only real skill I have is writing. And, if the current trend in newspaper reporting has any baring on my future as a writer, I am in trouble … Read more

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