Everyone needs to know what to do when zombies attack …

This short, educational film will teach you the basics to help you survive a zombie attack. Just remember that zombies were people too. Try to do it as humanely as possible. Don’t make the zombie suffer!

If I wanted to be on the Jerry Spring show, I would call up his producers and make up some ridiculous story about how my baby’s daddy is sleeping with my sister’s husband who is a midget with one eye. The show loves people from Alabama …

I avoid drama like the plague … Read more

I actually saw this on another blog, but it was too awesome not to share with the world. The combination of Hey Negrita (British country blues band) with graphics from a strange online zombie video game makes for one fantastic music video!

Get ready for animated zombie fun …

This is just plain stupid, but I keep coming across this sort of thing on the blogs I visit. It might be time to start sharing the ridiculous things I waste my time on when I should be sleeping like the rest of the world.

For your viewing pleasure …

I was thinking about adding a new feature to my blog that might actually encourage me to write on it more often. Would anyone actually read a weekly review on a bad B movie?

I love to watch movies of all flavors …

Bloody, gory, zombie, goofy, foreign, horror, slapstick, alien, sci-fi … You name it, and I will watch it. More than likely, you won’t see me watching incredibly mainstream movies, but would you want a review on a movie that you have already seen or would you like to get an opinion on some lesser known films? Read more

Since my brain does not come with an off switch, I have found a close alternative. It is called Troma!

What makes them different from mainstream horror?

Troma Entertainment is a low-budget, independent film production company specializing in making bad B horror/sci-fi movies. Troma films are meant to shock and exploit people of all shapes and sizes. These movies are filled with blood, gore, nudity, and extreme violence. All the ingredients for a fantastic movie! Read more

Death is inevitable. It is the natural termination of life.

I completely understand the purpose behind death and the reasons why our lives must always come to an abrupt end. However, I am at a loss for words when it comes to tragic deaths … accidents, murder. Read more

While the majority of Americans are poised to allow a ridiculous notion of an obese elf into their homes, I am preheating my oven … fully prepared to cook any intruders and feed them to my cats. Read more

Why is there such an emphasis on marrying young in the Bible Belt?

I find it highly amusing that everyone in the South assumes that there is something wrong with a person if she chooses not to marry before the age of 30. Is marrying at 18 or 20 the better solution? Read more