I want to annoy you

Posted on May 18, 2012 by confessionsofaninsomniac

Is it odd that I get a kick out of aggravating people? I go through my day looking for ways to get under the skin of others. As much as I try to change this strange behavior, I find myself drawn to this amazing form of pleasure. I can’t control it. I am programmed to annoy! Ha! I suppose I need more hobbies, so that I can concentrate on other more useful acts. For now, I shall annoy you and everyone else. It is too much fun!

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Life is a dream

Posted on April 19, 2012 by confessionsofaninsomniac

I have very vivid dreams … every night. Some of my dreams suck … sometimes I gasp for air and beg to wake up … other times, I live with my fantasy lover and have the golden life. No matter what my nightmares or dreams happen to be … I realize that my dreams are far more fascinating than my life.

How can I make my life as satisfying as my dreams?

 

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Don’t worry, be happy

Posted on April 1, 2012 by confessionsofaninsomniac

I just finished reading “The Happiness Project,” which has inspired me to create my own happiness project. I am brainstorming a series of short-term and long-term achievable goals. Continue reading →

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Quote of the day

Posted on March 13, 2012 by confessionsofaninsomniac

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Decisions, decisions, decisions

Posted on March 13, 2012 by confessionsofaninsomniac

Life is full of decisions … life altering decisions. What makes us choose one choice over another? Do we think with our heart or our brains? And, if both are not involved, do we regret the result in the end?

YES, YES, and YES.

Some people may think having options is a good thing, but it leaves me perplexed and confused. Did I do the right thing? Did I shut the door on people … on careers? Should I try to go back and fix it or will it only create more chaos? Should I give up and just let the first decision stand? Did I really fight for what I wanted or did I just give up?

I am sick of thinking all the time. I have so much to be thankful for … so many reasons to be happy. Why does my mind clog with all these trivial worries and concerns?

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Video games changed my life

Posted on March 12, 2012 by confessionsofaninsomniac

Instead of pumping people full of pills and expensive medical equipment just so they can stay alive, let’s put technology to better use …

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Kick my butt, please

Posted on February 23, 2012 by confessionsofaninsomniac

My laziness disturbs me, so I decided to pay someone to return me to my former self … the exercise fanatic.

I now have a personal trainer to put some variety back into my life. Mixing up my workouts will definitely renew my interest in this hobby. Perhaps, it will bring back some confidence I lost over the last year. I need to feel like me again. I need my energy back … my zest for life. Please let this be the answer!

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Switching jobs

Posted on February 19, 2012 by confessionsofaninsomniac

I start a new job in the morning! Woohoo! Yes, this will be my 3rd recovery room to work in since I graduated. Will I stay or will I go? Ha! It seems the grass is always greener on the other side with me. I just hope the grass is green in my yard this week.

Children, plastic surgery and women …

Yep, I am in for a world of excitement. I signed on to take care of mostly women and children in the new recovery room. Am I crazy? Probably. We shall see how it goes …

If the grass still looks greener somewhere else …

Planning to give this some time, but if it doesn’t make me happy … I may have to start on yet another career (what will that make … 3 … 4 … 5?). What will I be next? Midget wrestler? Priest?

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A zombie kind of day

Posted on February 12, 2012 by confessionsofaninsomniac

Think outside of the box as you browse the stores for something sweet to give to your lover on Valentine’s Day. Nothing says “I love you” more than a little zombie fun.

Check out some of these creative ways to let the person in your life know how much he/she means to you …

Delicious heart cake!

BRAAIIINS!

A sweet, romantic card ...

Awwww ... how sweet.

A zombie baby!

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Poop on you

Posted on February 11, 2012 by confessionsofaninsomniac

I finally listened to my head for a change, and I told my heart to shove it.

What a completely liberating feeling to actually physically remove feeling from your heart and put the control back into the mind. I can’t believe it was as easy as it was.

Now, my heart is mine again … no longer held captive to the past. I am free. I am me. Maybe I can find love again … healthy, happy love.

Oh, and I LOVE POOP, so any excuse to throw in a photo of a turd is acceptable. Ha!

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